eat my shorts.

ah, memory impairment; the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
jaimee. 18. brisbane
i like to party and apparently throwing up during single ladies at a beyonce concert is something i like to do too.




I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

If I take small sips I can add more mixer as I drink to even out how strong this is: the third book in the series

(via long--live-us)


i feel like this is a real family photo


you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 


(Source: rhydonmyhardon, via a1isha)



been queued for the 1st day of spring for nearly a year, holla



My style is black and it’s expensive

(via hoooded-figures)

  • Crush (Texted you): Hey
  • You (Thinking): OH MY GOD He just texted me I wonder what he wants maybe he just wants to talk maybe he's mad at me I mean all he said was hey I should just answer him I dont want to keep him waiting well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks I'm busy. NO. thats too obvious, could this mean he's in to me? or is he just bored? either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back, who said that I even liked him?! I'm just gunna text him back now. Should I reply Hi?? or Hey?? or hey with three Y's?? no that's stupid. 2 Y's works. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was just accidental. OKAY. I GOT THIS. INHALE. EXHALE.
  • You: Heyy