eat my shorts.

ah, memory impairment; the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
jaimee. 17. brisbane
i like to party and apparently throwing up during single ladies at a beyonce concert is something i like to do too.


I am coming to terms with the fact that loving someone requires a leap of faith, and that a soft landing is never guaranteed.
- Sarah Dessen (This Lullaby)

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housewifeswag:

do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like

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maccas run
- ancient Australian proverb (via wigglyweak)

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