eat my shorts.

ah, memory impairment; the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
jaimee. 17. brisbane
i like to party and apparently throwing up during single ladies at a beyonce concert is something i like to do too.
/gr/
thoughts-about-feelings:

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sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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arielthethirdannathesecond:

Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.

Human: listen to me.
Cat: no, listen to me.
forestsouls:

francescahoney:

the place I once called home

this looks cozy

lindsaylohoean:

if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

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beachh-bliss:

What

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

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legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

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