eat my shorts.

ah, memory impairment; the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
jaimee. 18. brisbane
i like to party and apparently throwing up during single ladies at a beyonce concert is something i like to do too.
/gr/

stylinwho:

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

(Source: louhza, via c-entral-perk)


jaclcfrost:

"you and your embarrassing crushes on fictional people"

hey

i have embarrassing crushes on real people too

(via hoooded-figures)


voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

(via matthew-healy)


happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

(via matthew-healy)


everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

(via matthew-healy)



theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

oliverdrozdowski:

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)