eat my shorts.

ah, memory impairment; the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
jaimee. 18. brisbane
i like to party and apparently throwing up during single ladies at a beyonce concert is something i like to do too.
/gr/

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via sheradyn)


defvsing:

 glowing

subtle:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle, via sheradyn)


stylinwho:

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

(Source: louhza, via c-entral-perk)


jaclcfrost:

"you and your embarrassing crushes on fictional people"

hey

i have embarrassing crushes on real people too

(via hoooded-figures)


voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

(via donellabeckton)


happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

(via donellabeckton)